Conan Exiles – Nudity and death. Only the nudity is optional.
Don’t get me wrong, that’s not what Conan Exiles is all about, with the exception of death. You will die, more than you might think. Developed and published by Funcom: Conan Exiles sets you on the path of a customisable exile in an unforgiving land. Not unlike ARK or Rust, Conan Exiles is a survival based game with emphasis on building and exploring dangerous areas. You can choose PVP or PVE game modes, that’s not all, there is also single and local cooperative play included.
Character creation is a given and fairly easy to use. Choose from all the usual options for customisation, though there is another slider: genitalia. I’m being serious. I’ll let you discover the details yourselves, the results are fairly comical. Leaving that aside, there is one major difference to Conan Exiles: religion. You can choose from a total of 4 Gods to worship (though that number is set to increase as development progresses). There’s one for cannibals (Yog), the snake (Set) and justice (Mitra). There’s also Crom but he doesn’t care. Once your character is created you will be presented with a list of your crimes, some can be rather funny.
Kill to eat, or die in the process.
Gameplay is as you might expect, 90% of all creatures want you dead and will succeed around 80% of the time. By the time you can kill them easily you’ll be exploring areas with much nastier enemies. It’s a never ending cycle of death. There will eventually be dungeons to fight through, though currently the spawn rate in at least one of them is bugged. There’s an established tech tree, you gain points to unlock recipes as you level up. The tried and tested method for survival games, but it works well. Those who picked a religion (except for Crom, he doesn’t care) will have unique building options as they level up. I almost forgot to mention the Gods’ avatars which can be devastating. All except for Crom.
Crom really doesn’t care.
One feature worth mentioning is the ability to take slaves. Much like taming dinosaurs on ARK, slaves must be broken (tamed) and can then be put to work doing various tasks. Slaves come in the form of NPC exiles you will find in various places on the map. Once you unlock the correct tech you will be able to beat them into submission and take them away, the rest is up to you! Building is fairly intuitive and everything snaps together to make life easier, much like other games of this genre. There are material tiers for extra defence in PVP, though even the first tier of buildings cannot be destroyed by other players until they have steel tools. This is supposed to help new players get started, not that this will stop other players from attacking you, whether you have anything worth taking or not.
Since this is early access there are a huge number of bugs, some more severe than others. There are regular updates though, so don’t let that put you off too much. Overall Conan Exiles is a very playable and enjoyable game though I would suggest playing with friends. When playing alone I found that I would get bored very quickly. Don’t take my word for it, we’re all different after all!